Ok… the title really is over rated. I am for sure from Tennessee, but we’re NOT all THAT redneck. I figured that I would share some pictures of my family and I during 4th of July. I did survive and so did all the kids and family.
We celebrated 4th of July at my brother’s farm house in the beautiful Tennessee country. I took 74 pictures total and you’re welcome to view them all on my Flickr account. Here are a few that I’ll share here on the blog. 
I had to calorie up and get me a nasty McDonalds Cheese burger for the road:
Here is the view from the side of my house:
My wife is 7 months pregnant so it’s pretty cool because her tits like triple in size…
Headed down Highway #12 the clouds looked really pretty:
Here is the pond located on my brother’s farm. It’s packed full of fish and the kids always enjoy fishing:
This is the classic LONG dirt drive way into my brother’s farm:
Here is a picture of my daughter checking out the Harley.
Here is a picture of my son CHUCKING corn, as he calls it. LOL … and yes, John Chow, Tennessee folk eat tons of corn too. 
This Harley is one I wouldn’t mind having. It has technology on board. GPS, kick ass stereo, and some other gadgets… if you look closely you’ll see there is a chrome beer, ER>>> drink holder. Ignore the blue can, it’s Pepsi…
My daughter and the horse have some kind of secret talk together. Horse says, “Get me the hell out of here!” Jaymie says, “Dude… you got it made, my Daddy is a freaking tech geek!”
Jaymie goes back to playing with her make believe BlackBerry, the horse on the left is like, “Dude.. she is so cool, she has a make believe BlackBerry!”
I teach my kids quick… I told them that Bronco’s are much much better than Jeeps. This is a fully restored Ford Bronco and my brother is selling it if you’re interested. Comes with a free case of Bud Light.
My daughter and her cousin decide to take the Barbie Jeep for a spin. They battery went dead soon there after, they should have taken the Bronco:
What is better in life for a child than having the experience of catching a baby rabbit in the front field.
Here is Jaymie taking a break sitting on a rock next to some pretty flowers… yes, this is what I call a Kodak moment captured.
Now see how it works in Tennessee for fire works is very simple. You steal four road construction barrels, get a sheet of plywood and set that on top and then proceed to light off as many fireworks as possible all at once, kids included. That is why many of us rednecks only have one eye or missing fingers.
I hope that you enjoyed my 4th of July pictures Tennessee Redneck Style!!! For the remaining pictures you’re welcome to visit my 4th of July 2008 album in Flickr.
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Date/Time: 7-5-2008 02:57:01 Comment #16569
Great pics neighbor. Sounds like you had a great time. I am just north of you in Madisonville KY. We definitely overindulged in the bbq today……. ribs, chicken, pulled pork…….. nice looking HD you have there as well.
In reference to the corn comment for John Chow…….. I shucked about a dozen ears of corn myself today……… have a great weekend………..eric
Date/Time: 7-5-2008 13:04:13 Comment #16580
Hey Garry, looks like you had a good time. Thanks for sharing the photos. My family and I had a pretty relaxing time of it ourselves. Stayed the day at a relative’s house not too far from here. No fireworks, but we’ve done that so many times, it was all right to miss. Then watched a few TV shows during the evening.
Now it’s back to getting things done on the blog and the house.
Date/Time: 7-5-2008 13:08:49 Comment #16581
What??? So no bodily injuries? No 3rd Degree Burns??? MeAndMyDrum didn’t smash and bang those drums on the 4th??? No explosives??
Oh well… it’s ok, we’ll let you off the hook for one year.
Date/Time: 7-6-2008 07:32:16 Comment #16620
Hey Gman, hows it going!!
Has your wife read this yet? Hahahahahaha, thats too funny. I know Im an idiot but really Garry did you just say tits !!!???
Man oh man oh man Im not even gonna go there !!!
Us canuks dont do the independance day thing. We do the Canada Day thing. Which falls on the 1st of July So we get our party on first !!!!
Are you sure your daughter has a berry it looks like shes calling in an airstrike or trying to contact the mother ship, or get her self beamed the hell outta there. “beam me up scotty, no intelligent life forms here”
What is it with chicks phones and bikes anyways !?!?!
Dude your family is priceless on the camera. Hahahahaha love the corn shot !! Is that how you make him earn his pay. Your son a.k.a oompa-loompa, LOL garry you outsourced your bbq hahahahaha.
Did you guys eat the bunny? Im sure I would have, yeah definately would have. Might have been traumatic for the kids but hey Bunny is goooooood.
Man we partied it up pretty good here in the great white north. Did the kid and fam thing in the afternoon, parliament hill and 30,000 other idiots baking in the sun listening to our great leader go on about cultural diversity, you know for some reason im always hoping he’s gonna buy all of us a round of shooters, never does though. Then we dumped the kid at grammas and went out on a tear !!!
Funiest thing was that I got separated from the gang for about 2 hrs. Huge crowds and all (my excuse anyways-nothing to do with the beer and sun) So I duck into a pub in the market and wound up drinking with some japanese tourist girls. And man were they hot !! not so good on the english, but thats ok !!! Oh and the pictures !!! we had some great fun, then while im trying to relieve myself. Beer in one hand wanka in the other my cell phone rings. Dude I need a third hand. So what do I do? Drop my cell in the freaking urinal !!
My girlfriend and gang had just discovered after 2 hrs that I was missing !!!! Bone heads. !! which was all good because like I said I was getting all friendly with the japanese tourist girls.
Sadly I left them big hugs and kisses all around, email addresses and all the facebook stufff got exchanged.
Man was my g/f miffed at the photos. Hey I have a thing for japanese girls and skirts leave me alone. HAhahahahah Dog house that night.
I probably should have gone to your BBQ would have been less trouble !!!
p.s I am not allowed to post the pictures ahahahahaha, shes still peeved about that !!
I may try and sneek a few in though.
Date/Time: 7-6-2008 08:06:33 Comment #16623
Shane, dude, you’re too funny! I can’t wait to see the movie about your life.
LOL
2 hours go by, “Hey, where’s Shane?” Bwahahaha!
Date/Time: 7-6-2008 08:55:15 Comment #16624
LOL mark remind me to tell you the story of how I got punched by Vanilla ice.
Or getting “almost arrested” on my moms B-day.
Whats really funny is that I just went to the folder on my computer with the canada day 08 pics, you know I figured Im already in the dog house for making fun of gill while she was playing rockband last night. So hey why not put up some pictures, LOL the damned japanese girls arent there !! She deleted them. Buahahahaha.
Apparently Im a “pig dog”?
Too bad really because I was gonna post them and title it japanese girls like pink pussy.
Pink pussy was the name of the shooter the “forced me to drink”
Geez sorry garry in advance if you get porn surfers here.
Man I should google that drink recipe. Hmmm anyways I’m off to suck up now.
Cheers and Beers
Shane
Date/Time: 7-7-2008 09:18:37 Comment #16646
enjoyed the photos but could have done without the wife’s tits comment.lol.