Alert! John Cow Has Been CowNapped… Name: John Cow, Age: Unknown, Weight: Fat Ass, Width: Wide Ass
So… August was a really good month for me. I made quite a bit of money. But seriously people, I promise that it wasn’t me. I did NOT hire a hit man to kidnap, err… COWnap John Cow. As much of a piece of cow dung as he is… I would never hire and pay someone $3000 dollars to get rid of the bastard.
Yes! He messed with my emotions… Yes! He might have won COWPetition (Barely) But, I had absolutely NOTHING against him.
… serves him right though… cheating bastard. 
I had NOTHING to do with this! Abolutely nothing… during the time of cownapping, I was at my son’s football practice. Check my FriendFeed, it’ll validate my online GTalk Status change. Also check my twitter account… same thing… I ranted and raved that my son clobbered some kid on the field.
Where is John Cow… I miss him.. NOT!!!!
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Hahahaha, WOW! What a great video
The Net Fool
12 Sep 08 at 8:18 pm
K garry Fess up, that last dude was you incognito wasnt it, I’d recognize those shifty eyes anywhere.
To fuuny though
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shane at making money blogging
12 Sep 08 at 9:15 pm
GUILTY!!!! Nothing worse than owning up to it by pretending it wasn’t you, Garry!!
Shame on you!
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Forest
12 Sep 08 at 9:39 pm
Funny video & great linkbait for the cow, but we know it wasn’t you Garry…
We all know you are too busy producing new kids, I mean bloggers to be running around filling your boot with stale milk….
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dave
12 Sep 08 at 10:03 pm
Garry, if I was not so busy trying to figure out how to start my vacuum cleaner, I would be so mad at you.
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JohnCow
12 Sep 08 at 10:59 pm
[...] and sent the cow, perhaps to the meat market. But Garry Conn, although happy about the situation, denies this. This is certainly the most entertaining news I’ve heard on the internet for a long [...]
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13 Sep 08 at 10:52 am
[...] Garry Conn is denying that he hired someone to kidnap the cow. But he seems to be very happy with the [...]
John Cow has been COWnapped! | Blog Smartly
14 Sep 08 at 1:07 am
hahaha….yes…you must be guilty! Who accused you? You confessed before the accusations! lol Craziness…cownappings and such…what’s the beef about? lol
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Normal Joe
14 Sep 08 at 3:13 pm