Alert! John Cow Has Been CowNapped… Name: John Cow, Age: Unknown, Weight: Fat Ass, Width: Wide Ass
So… August was a really good month for me. I made quite a bit of money. But seriously people, I promise that it wasn’t me. I did NOT hire a hit man to kidnap, err… COWnap John Cow. As much of a piece of cow dung as he is… I would never hire and pay someone $3000 dollars to get rid of the bastard.
Yes! He messed with my emotions… Yes! He might have won COWPetition (Barely) But, I had absolutely NOTHING against him.
… serves him right though… cheating bastard. 
I had NOTHING to do with this! Abolutely nothing… during the time of cownapping, I was at my son’s football practice. Check my FriendFeed, it’ll validate my online GTalk Status change. Also check my twitter account… same thing… I ranted and raved that my son clobbered some kid on the field.
Where is John Cow… I miss him.. NOT!!!!
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Hahahaha, WOW! What a great video
K garry Fess up, that last dude was you incognito wasnt it, I’d recognize those shifty eyes anywhere.
To fuuny though
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GUILTY!!!! Nothing worse than owning up to it by pretending it wasn’t you, Garry!!
Shame on you!
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Funny video & great linkbait for the cow, but we know it wasn’t you Garry…
We all know you are too busy producing new kids, I mean bloggers to be running around filling your boot with stale milk….
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Garry, if I was not so busy trying to figure out how to start my vacuum cleaner, I would be so mad at you.
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hahaha….yes…you must be guilty! Who accused you? You confessed before the accusations! lol Craziness…cownappings and such…what’s the beef about? lol
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