Buy a Word or Phrase on Garry Conn dot Com
I am aiming to provide some of the most affordable and effective advertising solutions that cater to all the bloggers that just need a little break in life. Advertising is everything; however, it is difficult to do so due to the high prices. Now, I am not saying that advertising on places like John Chow aren’t effective. But what I am saying is that advertising on places like that just isn’t an option for many.
I understand that and I am slowly shaping my blog as a place that is open to all people, regardless of how much money you make or don’t! Here is a brand new advertisement program that I am adding to my already amazing advertisement solutions.
I call it Holler for Five Dollars! The advertisement program is very basic, simple and extremely affective yet it is incredibly affordable. The program works like this:
You can purchase a word or phrase for $5.00 and then it will automatically be made hyperlinkable on my entire blog. For example, look what happens when you click on Five Dollar Holler, it links to this exact page that you’re reading. Whenever the phrase Five Dollar Holler is used on my blog (both old posts and new posts) it will point a link to this page. If there are multiple instances of the exact phrase, the first instance is made hyperlinkable while the proceeding instances are open for grabs. An advertiser has the option of doing what I call “double dipping” and information is made available about that on my recent comment below. You can CLICK HERE to jump to that comment.
You can purchase a word or phrase on my blog and have it automatically link to any page you want! This is just another way that I work towards helping you do the things that you’d like to do if you had more money.
Order your word or phrase on my blog today! It is only $5.00 per month. This price so cheap that you couldn’t even eat at McDonalds for the same amount.
Order Now! Buy your word or phrase on my blog. Hurry up before the competition gets too crazy! This is a huge opportunity for bloggers who normally can’t afford advertising to jump on the bandwagon and get some amazing exposure for only a fraction of the cost on places like John Chow! Don’t wait long… order your word or phrase today!
Here are some hot words that I know that will start getting order very very quickly:
- make money online
- search engine optimization
- make money blogging
- search engine marketing
- money
- make money
- internet money
- yahoo
- free
- online
- blog
- blogging
- blogger
- wordpress
- tips
- hacks
- computer
- online business
- business blogging
The sky is really the limit. I have just shy of 600 written articles on my blog. I have plenty of words to offer, but the good ones are going to get sought after really really quick. Don’t waste time, order today!

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You’re not worried about losing your PR for selling text links or anything like that?
The price is good though, and while it’s shunned upon to buy text links it’s not illegal.. Interesting thing you’re doing here Garry..
I am not selling PageRank. I am selling links to anyone who wants to get more exposure to their blog, business, products or services through the daily amount of traffic my web site receives.
The links will not pass PageRank. They will NOT boost your search engine rankings. You are paying a very affordable price of $5 dollars to expose what you feel is important to my daily input of traffic and that alone.
When you pay to advertise on Garry Conn dot Com, you’re getting just that, nothing less and nothing more. This isn’t Text-Link-Ads guys! Nor, do I run a ReviewMe.com sweat shop. I work hard for my rankings and I intend to keep em’.
Sounds interesting. Can I buy a keyword phrase like, oh I don’t know, “Garry Conn dot com” for $5? LOL
I’ll place an order and see what kind of traffic it brings in (not GCDC).
I can’t believe you bought Garry Conn dot Com! LOL!!!!
Hehe… joking. Thanks for the purchase.
You think you could have picked something other than the word:
Blogging
Sheesh… LOL!!!!
One question, what happens to phrases like “business blogging”, and “make money blogging” now since Mark bought Blogging?
Lets use your example: Mark bought blogging. Scrolling up and looking that the 20 terms that I randomly posted, #3 is make money blogging. As you can see, blogging linked to Mark Sierra. If you purchased the whole phrase, make money blogging, then that term would be shared and upon the page loading, your link would pull up, fresh the page and then his link would pull up, etc… If my content happened to have the right combination of text to accommodate both, then both will display.
WOW, that sounds great. So it rotates the keywords and keyword phrases.
Yes. If someone ended up purchasing the example #3, make money blogging, that term would rotate being hyperlinkable with blogging. When blogging was hyperlinkable, the two words prior to it “make money” would not be hyperlinkable, unless someone of course purchased that. If someone on purchased make money, then make money would be hyperlinkable and then would like to the advertisers chosen destination, while the word blogging would also be separately hyperlinkable to his destination of choice.
Things get even better…. multiple people can purchase the same word. Let’s assume that I wrote a 250 word article that used the word blogging 15 times in it. Because Mark purchased the word blogging, the very first time the word blogging appears in my post, it is made hyperlinkable and points a link to his destination of choice.
Someone else can also purchase the word blogging and then that advertiser would automatically take the next instance of the word blogging.
Some keywords an advertiser my want to what I call double dip! Meaning, purchase the same word twice to get double the exposure and double the chance at knocking out the competition.
I am going to offer a new tier for this and have it available very soon.
$5.00 for one word or phrase
$8.50 for two separate words or phrases
$10.00 for three separate words or phrases
Each set can link to the same place or somewhere else.
Hyperlinkable? Is that even a word? LOL
You heard it here first, ladies and gentlemen!
This thing you’ve got going, Garry, is pretty cool.
Yes! George Bush created that word like 6 years ago when he was talking about the Internets! Basically you have to make sure that all Internets are hyperlinkable from one to the other.
Thanks Mark. I agree. I think I have found a really cool way to help out a lot of people. I’m very happy to have your support on it.
For the time being, I am going to go back to frying eggs on my forehead! I got my temp down to 101.6, but my skin still feels like the exterior of a red brick building in a hot July summer.
Just a heads up…I featured this post in today’s Daily Blog Summary. Great post.
I hope you feel better.
Thanks for the mention.
Do you mind pointing the link direct to this page instead of the FeedBurner redirect URL?
Thanks again.
No sweat, I’ll do it now. It shouldn’t have been done that way in the first place!
Thanks Aaron, I appreciate you doing the update and appreciate you mentioning the campaign on your blog.
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