Garry Conn For U.S. President - Vote For Me!
So it seems that some people on the Internet started this stupid joke about me being the next US President. Someone ended up doing a freaking YouTube video about it and about 16 hours later the damn thing went viral.
Now, I got news stations calling me and even had a few knock on my door for interviews. It’s actually kind of scary. I don’t know the first thing about being a US President. News Channel 3 ran a huge story on this which doesn’t really help the situation. What should I do, do you think I should run for US President? What about other Internet Marketers? Check out the news story that News Channel 3 did on me.
Do you think Joel Comm would be a good candidate?
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Date/Time: 7-2-2008 05:06:28 Comment #16435
Yesssssssssssssssss…….
I love it! No more tax for Internet Marketers!
Date/Time: 7-2-2008 05:13:19 Comment #16436
Screw that… I am going to demand 50% of everyone’s Google AdSense earnings.
Plus you have to add Garry Conn to your blogroll.
Plus… you have to donate paypal.com money to me once per month.
Plus…. you have stop blogging about making money online and stealing all my aff sales and start blogging about flowers and sunsets.
Plus….. you have to give me your username and password to your blog so that I can install aLink WordPress plugin and fill it up with all my AFF links.
Plus….. ok… nevermind, that is enough right now. However, as President I do reserve the right to modify or edit my super unrealistic demands anytime.
Date/Time: 7-2-2008 06:44:25 Comment #16439
You had me for just a second there, until I noticed the superimposed bumpersticker looking a little weird.
There must be some seriously malicious code in that mammoth video script, I’d remove it immediately!!!!!!! I scanned your server with NMAP and a few other tools. Your site is EXTREMELY susceptible to a Type 2 XSS vulnerability for code injection! I just found your entire MySQL database with all passwords in plain text dumped on Google around 30 minutes ago. I simply did a google search with the term “# Dumping data for table”. Check it out…before someone steals your site!!!!! I hate to be the one to tell you I’m kidding:twisted:
Date/Time: 7-2-2008 12:28:26 Comment #16455
I got really nervous but then I realized that you mistaken my blog for your’s and that you’ll soon be calling me again to fix it.
Only problem is that this time I guess I will be fighting off the giant Stay Puft Marshmallow Man:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stay_Puft_Marshmallow_Man
Date/Time: 7-4-2008 03:01:57 Comment #16530
I’ll be having soul scorching nightmares about that Marshmallow Man. There is something seriously wrong with him!
Do you practice black hat seo Garry? Tell us the truth
Date/Time: 7-4-2008 03:17:21 Comment #16533
Call me Casper… the the three behind me are kinda black hat.
Date/Time: 7-2-2008 07:05:03 Comment #16441
Garry you’ve got my vote.
If anyone needed Secret Service protection, geesh, such a mouth!
LOL
What’s that term for political party togetherness? Can’t remember but it doesn’t matter because when Garry Conn becomes President, that ain’t gonna happen!
Vote for Garry. there’s really only one! (New slogan eh?)
Date/Time: 7-2-2008 12:32:46 Comment #16456
So, I am getting my instant messenger bombed again with about 20 people. It’s my fault really because I forgot to put myself on invisible. But I am curious, is this how you will handle the situation for me:
LOL!!!
Date/Time: 7-2-2008 07:27:08 Comment #16443
Hey Garry…
You know what? I might not be an American, but I will vote for you if I can. :-p
Haha…
Date/Time: 7-2-2008 12:34:13 Comment #16457
See… that is exactly what our Country needs, just let other countries handle our voting and let them determine who should be President.
Date/Time: 7-2-2008 08:10:19 Comment #16445
Hahaha I’ll vote for you. When I’m 18!
Date/Time: 7-2-2008 12:42:08 Comment #16459
You are under 18 Years old trying to make money online?
That is crazy… kid get a lawn mower and mow yards.
Date/Time: 7-2-2008 08:23:20 Comment #16446
It really would be an interesting option for everyone talking about online business, MMO and everything between.
Thinking about it seriously, really won’t be a bad idea. LOL
Date/Time: 7-2-2008 12:42:47 Comment #16460
Many would agree with that under the current circumstances.
Date/Time: 7-2-2008 09:42:01 Comment #16450
haha this is too funny garry, yeah the billboard gave it away for me. Something was slightly off.
Date/Time: 7-2-2008 12:47:03 Comment #16461
I don’t think It wasn’t the billboard. I was more concerned with the older lady with the tattoo.
Date/Time: 7-2-2008 14:56:24 Comment #16467
well that was AFTER the billboard. lol. Yes, so Garry you care bringing up the rear now huh? lol
Date/Time: 7-2-2008 14:59:08 Comment #16468
Hey, I’d do anything for my Country.
Date/Time: 7-2-2008 10:39:52 Comment #16451
It is really interesting keep continue your funny touch!!!
Date/Time: 7-2-2008 12:47:48 Comment #16462
Whatcha talking about? Who’s being the wiseguy, huh?
Date/Time: 7-2-2008 12:00:34 Comment #16453
haha nice one!! where did they made the video?? is it from those sites where you fill our info and the script adds it automatically to the video?
Date/Time: 7-2-2008 12:48:30 Comment #16463
How’d ya guess? Nothing gets by you Hugo.
Date/Time: 7-2-2008 16:47:12 Comment #16469
OMG, Garry. When I told you to dream big, that’s not quite what I meant. LOL
That was way too funny. However, you might want to fix the bus scene. when the bus is moving away, the banner shouldn’t stand still. LOLOLOLOL
This was very cool.
Date/Time: 7-4-2008 03:29:19 Comment #16534
Did you say dream Big….
… here you go:
Date/Time: 7-3-2008 22:01:05 Comment #16519
lmao, that is awesome!
Garry, take advantage of it and put up a silly “poll” offer where people can choose between you and the other two and then sent to a zip submit/email offer lol. Then give all the media that link
Date/Time: 7-4-2008 03:30:15 Comment #16535
The only poll we need to talk about is the one you’ll be in voting for my silly ass!
Date/Time: 7-5-2008 06:43:36 Comment #16576
I’ll vote for you on one condition and one condition only.
Again Im a Canuk. No need for applause I know us canuks Rock and all so just be reverant instead of clapping.
SO Here is my condition Garry. I’ll give you my vote for a case of beer every month. No I dont care about social programs and gas prices.
I ‘ll be happy with a case of beer every month.
Have you seen the price of a case of keiths in canada 38 bux. Though I hear that they sell beer in costco in qbc really cheap. So why don’t YOU swing a deal with costco to sell beer in Ontario. Oh While you’re at throw in a case of shot gun shells the moose are really bad up here this time of year, thick as molasses. Theyre all over the place, makes it hard to park my dog sled in my igloo.
Take off EH !!! You hoser