Oh gosh - bad news for you, Garry. I hope you find good alternatives soon and get some sympublicity through this situation

I hear that Yahoo Publisher is looking pretty spiffy now. I hear that Apple iPod ads will show up if you blog about peanut butter and jelly. So there is some margin of improvement.

LOL!!!!

This is why I said that your google adsense is too good to be true Garry, remember the last time I told you on my comment?
Even Shoemoney, I forget the link, but I remember he once publish his stat, and the CTR is around 1-2% (please correct me if i’m wrong)
Sad to here this from you Garry, but blog must go on, you have many other apples on the basket right?

oh and btw, “If you enjoyed, I Got Banned From Google Adsense!, then you’ll enjoy receiving my free emails too!” lol
No no.. I subscribe to your feed, but I am not that evil Garry, trust me

*sorry, i know it should be some sad story here, but your post footer caught my attention

It started to seem a little fishy after hearing just a couple of those voicemails, they all seemed to be a little too similar, almost like they had a list of things that they were supposed to mention to you in the voicemail, only the list was exactly the same for each person. I figure if something like this really did happen they would mention things a little differently.

Unfortunately for me, I actually was banned from Google Adsense, they said I violated their TOS but to be honest with you I still don’t really know what caused it.

Lucky for me I was able to get into Yahoo Publisher Network and have been doing pretty decent with them.

Garryyyyyy. You almost had me. luckily I followed you to the end. I had already posted on my blogs for the day. Sorry I couldn’t put the link up. I’ll try to get it in tommorow. Nice income on the Google adsense for the month. When and If I ever grow up I want to be just like you.

The best part of this whole bit will be to see who completely and utterly falls for this compared to the ones that get just fall for it for a second and then drop a comment and say, “Good One Garry! You had me for a sec.”

LOL!!!

April fools! If you really got banned I knows you would be much more agitated than this!

My wife has me heavily medicated.

so this is really april fool? after you said “I only wish that this was an April Fools joke.” ? well, you surely got me man

Dude — the Adsense people are here at my house and they are looking for you. They are mean, and they have guns. LOL

I must admit that I was feeling really bad for you. Luckily, I read the entire post. April 1 just slips up on me every year.

LOL well-crafted, my friend! And I thought I put a lot of effort into my April Fool’s joke.

I wish this is 1st April joke for you…

What a shock!

Then I realized what day it is. Guess for a least a few seconds
I’ was just another April fool.

Stay clean, do no evil, to avoid letters like that from the mighty Google.

Garry… you know man, I was reading this post through bloglines and I’m at work so I was already in a bad mood, so reading the first two paragraphs got me all ticked off and I was thinking of what I was gonna say on my comment….

You’re no good!

Very well crafted though, a good start to a day of mischief that’s only getting started.

You kill me dude.

gary,gary quite contrary how does your money grow .. (^.^)

its funny how a bunch of people that commented didn’t even listen to the final message to know that it was just a joke

haha smart

Garry, that was a good try but the voice mails were too similar to be original man.
But yes, it was interesting, I had to check out the last recording anyways even though I knew something was fishy.

Cheers!
Mani Karthik

Garry,

There are some guys here in black suits and wearing dark glasses. Said something about contacting you or else……

That is a very good one Garry! You almost had me fooled, I wasn’t quite sure whether it was true or not. You probably would’ve had me completely fooled except I kind of assumed from the beginning that it was an April fools joke.

Hi Garry,

I am glad that I came to visit today as this is going to be my last day online for quite some time.

I have posted a Goodbye message and hope you get a chance to swing by and send me a goodwill message.

Oh I also heard a rumor that people working at Google HQ were being forced to catch their own lunch using a 1974 edition of the “Good Little Scouts, Guide to Surviving the Wilderness” and it’s been driving them nuts. Apparently last thursday, while the team were on morning recess a fight broke out over who was going to get the head of the squirrel that a group of them had caught. The head ended up in the hands of a young lady who heads human resources and now she is displaying a fine necklace made of 7 squirrel heads.

It’s madness down there, no wonder they banned you!

I called a friend I know at Google and he took a look at your account.

He told me the problem came from your “Sex Tourism” sites.

He assured me that once you take down the Adsense on those sites he can reinstate your account.

Well done man, you sure put plenty of effort into this post and sending out the email to your subscriber list was a nice touch which is what I first saw on checking my mail after getting home from work!

No it wasn’t the “sex tourism” sites that got you in trouble. according to my friend at Google it was the fact that you are not a “Ny Yankee” fan. Should you change your favorite baseball team to the Yankees I’m sure I could talk my friend into putting a good word in for you. I’m justa saying!

Sorry man… I am a Cubs fan.

Matt is correct, if you had been banned from AdSense you would have been more, way more agitated. I’m still thinking it’s a April’s fool prank, but if not I’m really sorry for you mate.

Hey I got a call from my boss.He was asking about you and your activities.He told it look suspicious.I just told him to ban you from Google search but I think he took pity on you and hit the wrong button.

Hey I am a Google guy.Now that I am here personally what are you going to do.

Do not believe me.Go and Google search my name and you will never find me, even the 10000 page do not list me.

One more thing getting banned from adsense is quite a fun at least for …………………………………
……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… Guess!!!!!!

Gary,

First thing I would do is make a call and get clarity. 120 days? What is this a divorce process? Be respectful as I know you will and really show concern. That’s a lot of money to give up with out a fight. You can also call on bloggers willing to post about this situation, I know I would.

Sorry bro and I don’t even know you, but I do care cause you seem to put a lot of effort into your passion.

@Blogzilla,

I’m sure Garry is getting all the help he needs and deserves…

The April Fools Fairy is providing much assistance needed.

Good joke, I almost believed it.

Don’t make me report you to Google just because LOL!

I’m not gonna lie, I almost fell for it… bastard… lol

Jay
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