What Can You Buy For $5.95?
There is a new advertisement campaign in town! It’s called, “Buy My 125 For $5.95″. Yes, I know… I am sick in the head and totally off my rocker for selling this at such a low price. But, that’s why everyone loves me… or at least that what people say to me directly. Google alerts for “Garry Conn” may tell a different story, but that’s not important right now!
What is important is thinking about the different things that you CAN buy for $5.95 and what kind of BANG you get for your buck! Let’s reflect on a few things, shall we!
- #2 Combo Meal at McDonalds - Nope… after tax, it cost more than $5.95 and NO BANG!!! Just a stomach ache.
- 2 Gallons of Gas - Nope… again more than $5.95 and NO BANG!!! Just a hole in your wallet.
- Roll of Toilet Paper - Yep… you should be able to get at least two for $5.95 but still, where’s the BANG!!! gross.. LOL
- Case of Pepsi or Coke - Hmm… sometimes if you’re lucky you can find it for $5.95 hmm… so what!?!?!?
- Advertising Your 125×125 Banner on GCDC - Yes! Sick in the head Garry is selling site wide banner ads for only $5.95! That’s BANG!!! Triple BANG! BANG! Baby!!!
Your 125×125 banner graphic will appear on the top left corner of all my posts directly below my post title. The content of the article will wrap around the banner graphic on the right. I have run some heat map tests, this spot is the hottest spot on my blog!
Here is what I am offering you:
- 125×125 rotational banner graphic with direct link to your blog!
- Located on every single post page I have written on my blog!
- Position on the “Sweetest Hot Spot” on my entire site!
- Priced cheaper than you can score the cheapest combo meal at McDonalds!
- Visible To 800 regular readers which equate to only 15% of my traffic!
- Visible to 4500+ new visitors direct from search engines!
- I have lost my mind! Take advantage of it!!!
Payments are handled using safe and secure PayPal.com subscription services. You join and cancel anytime you want! No contracts to sign, no long term commitment. It’s all very easy, very affective and extremely affordable!
So don’t be cheap! Buy my 125×125 for $5.95 and help me pay to educate my kids more than I have educated myself! LOL!!! You can’t find a better ad campaign on the blogosphere with a better bang for your buck! Buy it and steal it now!
Review The Packages I Have Available. Submit All Materials For Your Ad To GarryConn@Gmail.com after processing your payment.
Order Options:
Package One: Buy It Now: $5.95/month - Order Now!
Package Two: Order With A Matching Footnote Text Link Ad For Only $5 dollars more! - Your Price: $10.95 / Order Now!
Package Three: Triple Your Banner and Footnote Text Link Ad Exposure: Only $10 dollars more! - Your Price $15.95 / Order Now!
Package Four: Triple Your Banner and Footnote Text Link Ad Exposure and Advertise Your Graphic On The Side Bar! Only $15 dollars more! - Your Price $20.95 / Order Now! *Sidebar Ad Alone Normally Sells for $25!
Package Five: Triple Your Banner and Footnote Text Link Ad Exposure, Advertise Your Graphic On The Side Bar and Duplicate The Same Entire Package on my flagship blog titled, Blog The Internet: Only $25 dollars more! - Your Price $30.95 / Order Now!
Super Size Your Order!
Package Six: Same as Package Four but 125×125 doubles in size and becomes a 250×250! It’s only a $5 dollar upgrade from the Package Four Price! - Your Price $25.95 / Order Now!
Lucky Package Seven: Same as Package Five but 125×125 doubles in size and becomes a 250×250! It’s your lucky day! The price is also only a $5 dollar upgrade from the Package Five Price! - Your Price $35.95 / Order Now!
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Date/Time: 3-9-2008 10:54:23 Comment #12256
Wow Garry this is an awesome deal. I would love for more of your readers to find out about Newest on the Net. I think that this is one of the best advertising deals I have come across.
Please sign me up for Package 2. Text link would read - Read Newest on the Net to find the latest Internet news, including the latest news about blogging, social media and Internet marketing. What do you think?
Thanks again Garry.
Regards,
Fred
Date/Time: 3-9-2008 16:23:33 Comment #12259
I think this is a totally killer idea. $5.95 is an awesome deal.
Yep, sign me up. I’ve looked at advertising on some of the other blogs out there, and there isn’t anyone who’s got a deal like this. I’m in shock.
I would be very interested in package 2. I think that would be the best option for me. I’d like to promote Blog Classifieds and think this would be a great way to do that.
Very cool, Garry. This is awesome.
Date/Time: 3-9-2008 17:23:03 Comment #12260
Garry, you’re crazy. PERIOD
-Mike
Date/Time: 3-10-2008 07:24:19 Comment #12272
I go to Texas for 3 days and everything changes, again! LOL
This looks good Garry,
Date/Time: 3-10-2008 21:53:54 Comment #12286
We’ve been having strange weather here in Texas. Maybe Garry’s posts actually affect the weather. Could explain the thunderstorms….
I couldn’t resist this. I’m in for Package One!
Date/Time: 3-10-2008 22:07:15 Comment #12287
I wanted to thank everyone who signed up so far… that is great! I have had an awesome turn around so far.
Christine, thanks so much with your hard work on external marketing and promoting… you’re awesome and an amazing friend! You’re efforts are very appreciated.
Buy My 125 for $5.95 is hot! Thanks to everyone who signed up.
Everyone knows I am a Google Adsense guy, but one of the best things I love most about having private advertisers is the fact that I can say this and not get in trouble:
CLICK THE LINKS OF MY FREAKING ADVERTISERS!!!!
LOL!!!! Seriously, though… everyone, please do visit my advertisers sites and be sure to check them out… subscribe to their feeds… drop some comments and tell that that Garry Conn sent you!
Ahh… that felt good!
Date/Time: 3-11-2008 23:01:53 Comment #12314
Hey Garry, no problem.
I had a blast doing it and was more than happy to pass on this great deal. I know it’s one I won’t regret.
Date/Time: 3-17-2008 02:21:42 Comment #12515
Garry, just a great deal. I’m not quite ready to”expose myself” that much yet. I’ve got a long time to go. I just want to say, subscribing to your site is one of the smartest things I’ve done on the Internet in a long time. Thanks!
Date/Time: 3-26-2008 12:39:47 Comment #12813
Hey, what’s the wait looking like for the 125×125 spots? I’m definitely interested but if there’s a long wait, I’ll check back!
Jay
DatMoney.com
Date/Time: 3-31-2008 20:41:26 Comment #13045
Garry Conn you are the Man,
I just want to tell you how pleased I am with the two advertising packages you created for me over the weekend.
You really put the service back into customer service. That’s all too rare these days. It’s a great deal in advertising and you had me up and running fast.
I appreciate the service on my small orders and all that you do to help other bloggers to build success on the Internet.
All the best,
Gerald
Date/Time: 5-1-2008 19:28:14 Comment #13829
now now garry stop being gay by posting all those comments yourself. we all know this is trash.
Date/Time: 8-19-2008 22:18:05 Comment #18755
Great information! Thanks for writing this. It is an honor to participate in the discussion.
Date/Time: 8-19-2008 22:37:37 Comment #18757
Just so that you know…. I approved this comment just to tell you what a piece of dirty shit you are for spamming my blog as well as many others to promote a medical center. You have absolutely ZERO regard for the health and quality living of people. You are a piece of shit and one day you’ll really see the damage you are doing when you fall sick and turn to the Internet to research your illness and and put your life and faith towards the resource that pulled up UN-NATURALLY in Google because of some other asshole like you that manipulated a natural and organic ranking search engine by spamming blogs and getting your link forcefully plugged.
So my question for you Mr. Texas Medical Spammer Asshole, how many people are you going to kill by promoting something that very well might NOT rank well in the SERPS before you’ll stop spamming? How many parents discover medical resources in the search engines that where thrusted in the SERPS by assholes like you?
It really really pisses me off to see people like you in this world. My brother-in-law just got diagnosed with cancer and I can’t begin to tell you how much is pisses me off when I try to research his disease and get bull shit web pages returned to me because of assholes such as yourself.
About Central Texas Medical Foundation, “Central Texas Medical Foundation (CTMF) is a Not For Profit Education Institution devoted to the promotion and enrichment of Medical Technologies and Enhancement through higher education. We offer a variety of scholarships and endowments to worthy candidates through generous donations of partner corporations.”
I guess they forgot to add the part in where they pay people to spam the blogosphere in attempt to pass PageRank towards trying to get their web site to pull up better in Google.